She's Two

Okay, so Steff just pulled a two year old move and decided the dog needed glucose water. She took the whole thing of sugar, which I just filled two days ago and dumped it all over the dining room and in the dogs pen and his water dish. The water was as thick as pea soup when I took it and cleaned it out so I could get the dog fresh water.
Not only did she do that she also took my coffee mug off the counter and put it in Sadie's reach so Sadie spilled my coffee all over the floor. I had just poured that cup of coffee to boot. So, I had to get the big vacuum because there was no way the swivel sweeper was cleaning this gargantuan mess of sugar up and I had to have all the attachments too. I put a towel on the coffee stain and cleaned up the sugar...
I'm so angry with her right now that she asks me for things and all I have to do is give her a look and that's it...she runs off, crying.
Not only did Sadie spill the coffee on the floor she spilled it on herself. And, of course I had just put those clothes on her. Isn't that the way it always goes?
I will be cleaning up sugar from here until Christ comes again...